8 Weird Things All Women Secretly Do In The Bathroom

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1. Check Out Our Own Butts

Even though I think it’s silly, I’m pretty sure that most women do the same thing when they look in the mirror in the bathroom. We are socialized to care so much about how we look, so it’s not surprising that women look at their butts so often when no one is watching. But if you make sure you like what you see, it can be a great way to feel good about your body.

2. Reply to online dating messages while we’re on the toilet

Even while I was in the bathroom, I once downloaded the Tinder app, which I almost immediately deleted. I know this is weird and maybe even kind of funny, but I also know I’m not the only one who uses the bathroom to check her dating apps on her phone. I don’t know a single person, male or female, who doesn’t scroll on their phone while using the bathroom these days.

3. Drinking in the bathroom

I totally get it if you want to drink the rest of your beer and go to the bathroom at the same time. I’ve had a lot of beers while going to the bathroom. Is that weird? Absolutely, I say. But is it ridiculously fun when no one is watching? Absolutely.

4. Just Fart Super Loud

Nothing beats the feeling of being able to fart loudly and privately in a women’s bathroom that is all by yourself. I know I’ve gone to the bathroom just to fart as loudly and freely as I could without worrying about offending anyone, and I bet you have too.

5. Wash Our Stinky Armpits In The Bathroom Sink

Hey, just because your deodorant says it will keep you fresh for 24 hours doesn’t make it true. Unfortunately, there are times when you have to take a bath in your armpit sink. Even though it might not be the sexiest thing ever, I think we can all agree that it is better than having smelly armpits.

6. Check Our Noses For Boogers

I think I do this almost every time I go to the bathroom. Even though picking your nose or blowing it is kind of gross, being in a cave with bats is much worse.

7. We wonder if we should change our tampon after we go to the bathroom.

It is suggested that you do. The worst part is when you go to the bathroom and then remember you forgot to bring a replacement.

8. Check Our Underwear For Period Blood

Periods and the blood that comes with them are nothing to be ashamed of. On the other hand, if you’re anything like me, when you’re on your period and alone in the bathroom, you probably check your underwear and pants for period blood leaks.

 

 

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